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Using only SONG NAMES from ONE artist/band, cleverly answer these questions.

Artist/Band: Lady Gaga
What gender are you: Donatella
Describe yourself: Paper Gangsta
How do you feel: Just Dance
Describe where you currently live: Americano
Your best friend is: Boys Boys Boys
Your favourite colour is: Brown Eyes
If your life was a television show what would it be called: The Queen
What is life to you: Bad Romance
What is the best advice you have to give: Do What U Want
If you could change your name, what would you change it to: Mary Jane Holland

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A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

(via self-sustaining)